- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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I will create more jobs for americans

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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