- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Getting up for a black person on a buss

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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