Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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David Cameron

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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