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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Smelly Indians.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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