- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

so... how about that airplane food

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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