- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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