How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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