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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What do you call an amazing person Good

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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