- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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