Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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