- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Killing your friend as a joke.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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