- Anti Joke

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.