I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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