- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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