1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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