A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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So I was walking down the road today

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Anti Joke

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