why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

David Cameron

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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