- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

A women in the kitchen.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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