- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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