- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

you gay?

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Jovan

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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