Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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FUCK YOU

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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