- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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