- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

lewis ya baggy fuck

A Jew walks into Macy's

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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