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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

A women walks into a kitchen.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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