- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

what are three short words? i a am

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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