- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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