Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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