A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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