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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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