- Anti Joke

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

The Big Band Theory

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?