- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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