- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Not a joke.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Women's rights

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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