- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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