- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Sex

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Black people having a Job.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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