- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

._____________________. Whale!

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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