sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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