Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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How's the weather? Good.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Feminism.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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