- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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