- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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