- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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