Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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feminism

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Asians.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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homosexuals are gay

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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