Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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