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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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a man walked into a bar....

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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