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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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