What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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black people

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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haha Otarts was here

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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