what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Your Mother

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Communism hehe xd

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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