How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What is the meaning of life? 42

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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