- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Sex vagina. lol.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

woman's rights

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Cliterus

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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