The Moon Landing.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

whats 1 + 1? 2

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Women's Rights.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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