Women's Rights.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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