What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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obama

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Stealth baseballs record

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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