- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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