What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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