A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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obama

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What is the difference?

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Stealth baseballs record

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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