Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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13 =B you just learned something

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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