What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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