- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Women's rights

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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