- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

whats 1 + 1? 2

The Moon Landing.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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