Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

He--Hey guys

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Arrow in the Knee!

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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