- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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