What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Error 37.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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