Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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it's funny because it's funny

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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