- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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