- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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