What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

your face

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

seek beauty

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

fish fishy caoimhin

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

irish man drinking john smiths

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Anti Joke

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