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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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