If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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