- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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