A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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4 hours later.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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the holocaust

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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