Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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WHAT????

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Anti Joke

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