- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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