5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

womens rights.

Pull my finger ouch..

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Anti Joke

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