What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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