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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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