- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

I forgot what i was gonna say

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