- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

bangers and mash?

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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