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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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