A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Jovan

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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