Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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