- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

President Donald Trump

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Rebecca Black's career.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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