Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Womans baksetball...

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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