Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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I have a horse.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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haha Otarts was here

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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what is orange? an orange

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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AIDS.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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