How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Your Mother

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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