whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Anti Joke

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