- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

sweating like antoni with a girl

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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