- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Velcro. What a rip off.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Neither did she.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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