- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

"Knock knock." "No."

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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