- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Arrow in the Knee!

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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