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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Dusters blow stuff.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Wolfjob.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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