Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Once upon a time, The end.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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