- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

thomas!!!!

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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